Why Amir Obama cannot say, “My Name is Khan”
Posted by Shaan Khan on August 16, 2009
We report, you decide.
The three differences between SRK’s recent detention at Newark airport and Amir Obama’s tryst with destiny (wink, wink) at the Chicago Airport are as follows:
|
SRK |
Amir “Naqli” Khan |
| SRK did not removed any item of his clothing, nor was he asked to remove any item of his clothing | Amir was stripped of all his clothing |
| An officer questioned SRK | A pervert posing as an officer frisked Amir Mamu’s Mummeh |
| SRK was a victim of racial profiling | Amir Obama was a victim of sexual molestation |
The above constitutes conclusive evidence that Amir Obama is not a Khan, and hence can never claim, “My Name is Khan”. Had Amir been a Khan, his name would have triggered a terrorist alert. The airport authorities, suffering from an acute case of Islamophobia, would have held & questioned him. Instead, Amir generated no such reaction, he was looked upon merely as a piece of meat. Amir just triggered a pervert’s lust.
Hopefully this forever ends the debate on Amir’s lineage. Amir is not a Khan.
