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Ghajini, a blend of sambhar & rubdi with chunks of boogers.

Posted by Shaan Khan on December 22, 2008

Ever since I promised a few friend that I will recite a few lines from Haribhari Chatpati’s last but incomplete poem, they have been pestering me with emails on a daily basis. So here goes nothing. The few lines that I am about to recite is not as popular as the same poet’s “Rail Gaadi”, infact most people don’t even know of the existence of this poem. Try to sing it with the same enthusiasm as Ashok Bimar did “Rail Gaadi”.

Maamu Ke Mummeh Dus Kilo Ke Hai

Maamu Ke Mummeh Bees Kilo Ke Hai

Maamu Ke Mummeh Keetne Kilo Ke Hai

Bolo Re Bolo Maamu Ke Mummeh Keetne Kilo Ke Hai

The above few lines form a trick question, don’t even try answering it because Maamu’s left Mummah (the one that points towards south west) is smaller than Maamu’s right Mummah (the one that points towards south east). But, be warned,

Hai Goozarish Ke Aaap Na Jaao Pass Pass

Because Maamu Ke Mummeh Hai Fail Fail

Yes you heard it here first. The movie is a cluster bomb. Allow me to put it this way, take one cup of spicy sambhar and pour it like the illustrious British chef Shaan Khan of the Rajput (a different Shaan Khan not me), into a large bowl. Add to that bowl, four large table spoons of sweet Punjabi Rubdi. Now insert you index finger in your nostril and pull out a few boogers. Add the boogers to the bowl, and stir it with the same index finger that you had inserted in your nostrils. After stiring for few minutes, taste the blend. If you like it, you will like Ghajini, the braless Rajni.

As far as I am concerned, I have begun to like sambhar (ever since I found the secret to making an awesome sambhar) by itself or with Iddly. I also like Rubdi, although my trainer forbids me to eat it. But I cannot tolerate them blended together. Furthermore I am not into boogers. Unfortunately Ghajini has too many boogers. Hence those that are adventurous enough to try this bizarre blend of sambhar (extreme action) and rubdi (extreme romance), please watch out for the boogers. I say, it is best to stay away. Maamu Ke Mummeh is fail fail.

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RNBDJ, Who is the king now ?

Posted by Shaan Khan on December 21, 2008

Just when the news of RNBDJ’s block buster week was tricking through, Newsweek announced that SRK is amongst the 50 top most powerful men IN THE WORLD. SRK fans have gone into a celebration mode while Bachchanistas (some masquerading these days as Akshay and or Amir fans just like they were once posing as Ajay “Pan Stain” Devgan and Sunny Deol fans) have gone into depression. Needless to say we feel sad for the Bachchanistas. Using Bubba Clinton’s words, “ I feel their pain”. I want the Bachchanistas to know that I am there for them in their hour of need. Should they need a shoulder to cry over, I am there. Should they need someone to listen to them babble, I am there.

To S S Sunderum, in particular, I want to reach out and say that this does not mean the end of the world. There will be a new dawn tomorrow, the sun will rise again. Please continue posting your lengthy illogical dribble. Your selective and unfair condemnation of SRK has unified and energized the SRK fan base. S S Sunderum, you my demented homie, are the wind below the wings of SRK fans. Without your hate filled post, SRK could have never done it. In the absence of your post I would not have taken the time or the trouble to write on behalf of truth & justice. Please do not stop, because most SRK fans would like to see SRK become the PM of India some day, and you my bitter looser, have the power in your poisonous pen to make this dream come true.

Ladies & Gentlemen, my friends, SRK is like that legendary horse, “Seabiscuit”. He runs faster when he hears approaching footstep. On any given day, SRK is a winner but when faced with competition, he becomes invincible, he becomes infinity. For instance, consider RNBDJ . Two of the best things about RNBDJ (we cannot state all the good things about RNBDJ because the list is too long) are, i) Adi abandoned his comfort zone and made an against the grain risky movie and ii) In keeping with the demands of the story that Adi wanted to tell, he intentionally kept the budget low (RNBDJ is relatively a low budget movie with little or no promotion either). These two factors (amongst so many factors) have made RNBDJ an iconic movie that people would be talking about for years to come. Success notwithstanding, many people still cannot get over the fact that Adi took the risk of making a low budget movie. People invariably ask, where did the courage come from ? The answer is very simple. The answer is that the courage stems from SRK. SRK is infinity and almost anything multiplied by infinity becomes infinity. The low budget of RNBDJ when it is associated with SRK becomes priceless. This is why Producers want SRK at any cost. Compare that with Lil C. Daraaouna had a huge budget, but when combined with a zero like Lil C, the whole movie became worthless and that is why Lil C as a lead anchor actor, has no future in Bollywood.

Bollywood today is in a transition. It is becoming more fragmentized like good old Hollywood. The era of one sole King is over. In time to come we will see an establishment of a multi polar structure, one king for each segment of the market. Nonetheless, SRK remains the solo king for the moment, the last of the Mohicans. Recent events have made this fact abundantly clear. Hence for the time being the wanna bees of Bollywood should take consolation in the fact that they had the privilege of also running. Akshay, Amir & Co should learn to wear their loss to SRK as a badge of honor. Those that attempt to topple SRK will like S S Sunderum only increase SRK’s longevity. Akshay and Amir should take note of the disastrous consequence of a similar attempt by Big B. To begin with, Big B made a run at SRK when everything around him was falling apart. It was a kamikaze attempt to revive a dead career. It was Big B’s attack on Pearl Harbor. Forget “not having a pot to piss in”, Big B when he tried butting head with the great Khan did not have “a dick to piss with”. Years of poor script selection and failures had already castrigated Big B . Hence, Akshay and Amir do injustice to themselves when they attempt to do a Big B. Both of these guys have a lot working for them and need not be as desperate as Big B. Unfortunately, it might take the failure of Ghajini, the braless Rajni (aka MKM) for Amir Obama to learn that you don’t mess with SRK and win. Perhaps someone should just send a copy of the latest Newsweek to Amir Obama. SRK is the king of Bollywood and will remain the king till he willingly abandons the throne.

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RNBDJ results are out: SRK/Adi 3; Rest of the World 0

Posted by Shaan Khan on December 17, 2008

Once again SRK has won, but this one is for the record books. Previously, SRK had batted against biased critics (e.g. CDI & Don), head on competition (Mohabbatein, Don, and OSO), and demented Bachchanistas (e.g. all SRK movies) and scored a home run. Nonetheless this time, SRK went out to bat against a worldwide recession, terror attacks, deserted theaters, biased critics, demented Bcahchanistas (flavor of the day is Amir Obama) and yet managed to hit one outside the ball park. This is no ordinary victory. Personal victory notwithstanding, SRK has also saved Bollywood. Along with smiles to the movie goers, he has bought smiles to all those who depend upon Bollywood for their daily sustenance. What a victory, what a man. I do not think any other Bollywood actor could have managed to get the crowds back into the theater after the terror attack. Hopefully now that SRK has shown the way, the rest can follow.

This is Adi Chopra’s victory also. Imagine if Peter Lugers, the world’s best steak house, were to start serving a healthy organic salad instead of their infamous porterhouse steak. If that were to happen, people would think that the owners of Peter Lugers have gone bananas. This is precisely what Adi has done with RNBDJ. This three film old director has made it his habit to rewrite the rules of Bollywood. A lesser visionary would have made a larger than life, big budget romance fantasy movie. That is the kind of movie that people expect from Adi / SRK combo. That movie would have opened to an INR 1200 Mil worldwide first weekend revenue. Instead, Adi chose to abandon familiar and safe grounds, he chose to embrace risk by making a small budget movie grounded in everyday mundane reality. RNBDJ’s victory is therefore Adi’s victory.

RNBDJ results are out: SRK/Adi 3; Rest of the World 0. I recommend everyone to rush to see this new age DDLJ. If SRK/Adi defined romance in DDLJ, then in RNBD they have defined love. It is a movie with a very mature and moving story. You will laugh and cry while watching it, but the day after that, you will start thinking. Years from now, after all the hoopla dies down, we will still be talking about RNBDJ and Suri (Surinder Sahni), the lead character, played so well by SRK . Years from now, after all the Bachchanistas are long forgotten, young men unable to express their love, will be still seeking comfort in the song “Haule Haule”

For the Gupt Gyan Adarsh type critics and for the Bachchansitas this is another egg in their face. At Naacho Gaao Aur Jhoot Bolo site, the saner members are registering their protest against the fanatic Bachchanistas by singing the following Manoj Kungla’s song from Bread, Clothes & Housing

Hae Sunderum Sunderum Sunderum
Doohaaee Hai Doohaaee Doohaaee Doohaaee
Tu Kahan Se Aaaee, Tuje Kyon Maut Na Aaaee
Hae Sunderum Sunderum Sunderum

Pehla Moothi Which Paise Lekar, PEHLE MOOTHI WHICH PAISE LEKAR, Sunderum Kuchche Mein Apni Izzat Le Aata Tha
Abh Kuchche Mein Paise Jaate Hai Pur Sunderum Phir Bhi Nunga Lout Aaata Hai

Hae Sunderum Sunderum Sunderum
Doohaaee Hai Doohaaee Doohaaee Doohaaee
Tu Kahan Se Aaaee, Tuje Maatimeeleh Kyon Maut Na Aaaee
Hae Sunderum Sunderum Sunderum

Ek Toh SRK Ki Acting Maargaee.
Doosra Audience Ki Acceptance Maargaee
Teesra RNBDJ Ki Success Maargaee
Baqi Kuch Bacha Toh Bachchanan Ki Failure Maargaee

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RNBDJ, I see Johnny Depp’s Jack Sparrow like genius in SRK’s Raj

Posted by Shaan Khan on December 14, 2008

On 26/11 there was an attack on Bombay, but on Dec 12, 2008 there was an attack on all mankind. The terrorist who has destroyed the peace of all Desi Men (especially married ones) is none other than Surinder Sahni (Suri). Yes a character from Adi Chopra’s latest movie “Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi (RNBDJ)”. Women after watching RNBDJ are demanding to know why their husbands cannot be more like Suri. Girls are now looking for genuine Suris instead of normal cool guys.

Probably some of the boys that used to get bullied in High School were Suris (Not by me, I am no Bully, a benevolent dictator maybe, but no bully). I am very sure that one of the guys that was on the receiving ends of countless wedgies at my school was a Suri. Personally I never “knew” a Suri in my life, we traveled on different paths. Suris are very quiet, very shy, and as non intrusive as a fly on the wall. A sad & shell shocked Taani (played by newcomer, Anushka Sharma), thanks to a twist in fate, finds herself married to Suri ( an award winning performance by Bollywood’s best ever star actor, SRK), a person that she hardly knows. A person who is grateful that she takes the trouble of making small talk with his office friends. A person whose biggest joy in life is that Taani prepares food every morning that he can take to work.

Any normal guy who finds his wife/girlfriend always moping around, might start thinking of finding a new partner. I am not saying that I would do that, but even I hope that my girl friend lives with the fear of thinking that is plausible. But Suri unlike normal men, changes his hair, his looks, changes everything to bring a smile on Taani’s face. In order to bring happiness to his wife, Suri creates a whole new alter ego, Raj, a cool person as per his definition of cool. Now SRK as Suri is brilliant, but as Raj he transcends brilliance. The two characters are so different that given the fact that Taani hardly knows Suri, and is yet not over from her personal trauma, she fails to recognize them as the same person. I think it is safe to say that SRK as Raj is as brilliant as Johnny Depp was as Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean series. As per the demands of the character, SRK overplays it perfectly. He is loud, irritating and yet very infectious. Cannot think of any actor who could have nailed Raj as well as SRK did.

Credit goes to Adi for keeping everything low key as per the requirements of the movie. Notice that even the painting of Taani that is revealed during the song “Tuj Mein Rab Dikta Hai” is something that could have been done by a local farmer. The Dancing Jodi show also, in keeping with the needs of the movie, is less opulent than similar shows on TV. I give RNBDJ full marks. Although, in all fairness, I have to admit that as much as I like RNBDJ, I liked Adi’s Mohabbatein better. In RNBDJ I missed the arse whooping that SRK gives Big B in Mohabbatein.

See RNBDJ to see how easily SRK switches off Raj for a few seconds (and switches on Suri) when his cheap “I love you” trick fails to create the reaction he was expecting. See RNBDJ to see how effortlessly SRK once again allows Suri to peak through when Taani changes her mind and refuses to elope. Notice the scene when SRK takes a few second to switch on Raj when she visits him at the Garage after the ‘I love you” fiasco.

Above all see RNBDJ to see how Suri even on a full stomach eats the Biryani that his wife cooks for him. See for yourself the consideration with which he knocks at Taani’s door. See for yourself why women are demanding that their husbands/boyfriends be more like Suri. I hope all of this makes you equally mad. A loud and shallow Raj is something that men for years have hidden their flaws behind. It is easy to smell like a rose when compared to Raj. Unfortunately Suri offers no such comfort. Comparison with Suri is fatal to our collective survival. Since Dec 12, fear of being exposed for who we are has terrorized Desi men. Hence, as an American I feel it is my duty to lead this fight against terrorism. I want all men to see RNBDJ and get upset at Suri for putting some wrong ideas in the mind of Desi Women/Girls. Hopefully you will get mad enough to join me and cross over from reality to the screen and beat the crap out of Suri. I would like to beat Suri till he reverts back to Raj/Rahul. Then and only then we can return back to reality and to our comfortable lives and continue being the men we are. Remember, till we beat the crap out of Suri and revert him into Raj/Rahul, women will not leave us alone in peace.

Hence go and see RNBDJ, an amazingly entertaining movie which has sadly imperiled mankind.

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RNBDJ, a poem confessing love

Posted by Shaan Khan on December 7, 2008

No event in recent memory has been so awaited as the release of RNBDJ. For months people have marked their calendar, rescheduled weddings & appointments so that the Dec 12 week-end is left free for RNBDJ. When the horrible 26/11 attack happened, one concern, along with the genuine heartfelt concern for all Bombayites, was how will this attack affect RNBJD, and its release. People poured into the street to show their unity against politicians, demanding that life as we know, should go on, and praying privately that RNBDJ would not be postponed. Thank God, some semblance of normalcy has returned to Bombay and RNBDJ will arrive on Dec 12, 2008 as scheduled.

The music of RNBDJ is to today’s music, what Kamal Amrohi’s Pakeeza was to the music of its days. Like Pakeeza, RNBDJ’s music was initially regarded as slightly different . In an era when all Bollywood music sounds alike, SS took simple rustic sounds and turned them into a rich & satisfying experience. “Haule Haule” became an instant success right off the bat. “Phir Milege Chalte Chalte” delivers visuals that have never been seen before. No amount of money can “create” the cool imagery of “Phir Milege Chalte Chalte”. You need a love for cinema and a grip on its grammar to make such things happen. Nonetheless, regardless of all the brilliance, all the awesomeness, all the coolness of “Phir Milege Chalte Chalte”, “Dance Pe Chance” is the song that has that something that has tugged everyone’s heart. Add SRK, along with his very endearing demeanor, to this mix and you have a perfect storm. DCP has swept the young and the old off their feet. Young girls at home are using DPC to teach their grandmas how to dance. Boys likewise are teaching their Moms how to dance. Whole families are breaking out in a spontaneous dance whenever DPC comes on the air. But, regarding “Phir Milege Chalte Chalte” , be warned, it is so good, that SRK fans are adviced to see it (atleast initially) in groups, so that if needed one can help resuscitate the other. It is very likely that even the Angels in heaven, unable to hold back their pleasure, will smile, and then break out in a dance to the music of “Phir Milege Chalte Chalte”.

RNBDJ has as many laughs & comedy situation (if not more) as the so called comedy movies Bollywood has seen in the last few years. It is as funny, if not more, than Golmall (or GMR) or SIK, etc etc. Fortunately, it has no embarrassing moment, hence you will be able to sit and see it with your family. But, what makes RNBDJ stand out is that it has that which no other recent comedy movie had, i.e. it has a very believable, touching, and engrossing story. Sitting through RNBDJ, everyone feels for SRK. The audience wants him to succeed and win over Anushka. They root for SRK in RNBDJ as they rooted for Kabir Khan in CDI. They root for SRK as they rooted for him in DDLJ. The impact of RNBJD is the combined impact of DDLJ & CDI put together.

SRK via RNBDJ teaches future generations of aspiring Bollywood actors how a Punjabi has to be played. Notice his Punjabi accent? This is what acting is all about. Everything is consistent with the character. The voice, the expressions, the walk, everything. Compare that to Lil C’s Punjabi act in JBJ. One can clearly see that JBJ failed because Lil C, the duffus, walked through that movie with a “Doodhwalla Bhaiya” accent, while he was playing a Punjabi from Batinda. In RNBDJ you see SRK at his best. SRK in RNBDJ has taken his craft up a notch. After you see him in RNBDJ you will understand why the world accepts him as the best ever star actor that Bollywood has seen. Before RNBDJ, women/girls just loved SRK; Post RNBDJ, women/girls will worship SRK.

But of course all of this is giving the Bachchanistas a bout of acute acid reflux. They have become very despondent. Hence come Dec 12, you will see the expected reactions. We looked into our crystal bowl and for your benefit pieced together their reactions. For the purpose of balance, we added some reactions of normal folks too:

Shendie (Mostly she is very objective, but ever since Amir Obama married K..k..k..kiran, she loves Amir like a “Ghar Jamai”)

I know I said that I was fedup with Punjabi language but after seeing RNBDJ I love Punjabi language and Punjabi Mundahs. My new mantra is Pal Bhar Ke Liye Koi Punjabi Munda Mere Se Pyar Kar Le, Jhoota Hi Sahi.

Don ( a vocal fan of SRK)

I told you, don’t say that I did not tell you. My inside information all along was very strong, but even I did not expect RNBDJ to be such a big hit. This is an all time classic. I just loved it. 5 stars

Gupt Gyan Adarsh (A critic who hates Adi)

2 Stars for RNBDJ and 5 Stars for Maamu Ke Mummeh.

Maryam

Oh my God, Oh my God. Oh my God. This is toooooo good.

Neela (intelligent, articulate)

Mar Diya Jaaeh Ya Chor Diya Jaaeh Bol Tere Saath Kya Soolook Kiya Jaaeh. Bol Sunderum Tere Saath Kya Soolook Kiya Jaayee.

S.S. Sunderum (He hates SRK so much that SRK’s dominance over Bollywood has driven him insane. He rather would praise any crap just to rain on SRK’s parade)

I like shit. Give it to me fried, baked, grilled or just raw. But just give me shit. After years of sucking on Big B’s arse, it should not come as any surprise that I like Big B’s shit the most. It is yellowish, creamy and not very thick. Yummy is the only word that comes to my mind when I think about Big B’s shit. Ofcourse apart from Big B’s shit, I also like the dry constipated, dark colored shit of Lil C. I use it like a stick to knock my head with every morning. Some like coffee, but I wake up to a few knock of Lil C’s shit. SRK’s RNBDJ on the other hand is too good, too entertaining and extremely well made. It does not have the foul smell or the garnish of rot that you find in Lil C’s shit. I just cannot enjoy something that is not as slimy as Big B’s shit or not as pungent as Lil C’s shit. As I have said, give me shit, any shit, but please don’t give me a masterpiece like RNBDJ.

Maamoojan

Why can’t we all get along like one happy family. Let us just accept that RNBDJ is a blockbuster (as per the numbers from BOI). Lets move on, Perhaps Dilli Ka 6 will also do well. But in my humble opinion, I don’t think Kati Patang has a snow ball chance is hell.

Akshay Shaggo (His views on SRK’s movies are very dynamic. SRK’s super hit Don which he liked, he does not like anymore. OSO which he hated, has now become so brilliant in his mind that he uses it as a yardstick to measure RNBDJ)

As Jaideep Sahni said in the making of “Dance Pe Chance”, we are all bi-sexual. At least, I Akshay Shaggo am a bi-sexual. Let me tell you, this does not mean that I don’t like girls. No, no, no, to the contrary I like girls so much that I generally dress up like one. I like girls so much that once a month I pretend to have periods. Purely as a bi-sexual I would like to state that RNBDJ is not as entertaining as OSO, certainly Anushka is not as good as Deepika.

My name is Johnny (Fearless and brutally honest)

Bachchanistas, Tera Dil Jalta Hai Toh Jalne Deh. Aasoon Na Bahaa, Tu Faryaad Na Kar, Dil Jalta Hai Toh Jalne Deh

Dr Dang (A vile, low life of a human being who practices medicine in Queen, NY. This man makes no sense)

If the glove feeets, then you must acquiiit. The glove, my arse, what glove. I hated RNBDJ.

Palace Rani:

RNBDJ, a poem confessing love.

Manoj Kumar(a fan of Lambi Thoodi)

Saj Gayi Gali Meri Amma Sunheri Gote Mein. Bin Maa Ka Bacha Haaji……

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Confronting the Terrorist Within by Chris Hedges

Posted by Shaan Khan on December 2, 2008

December 01, 2008 “Truthdig” — – The Hindu-Muslim communal violence that led to the attacks in Mumbai, as well as the warnings that the New York City transit system may have been targeted by al-Qaida, are one form of terrorism. There are other forms.

The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, when viewed from the receiving end, are state-sponsored acts of terrorism. These wars defy every ethical and legal code that seek to determine when a nation can wage war, from Just War Theory to the statutes of international law largely put into place by the United States after World War II. These wars are criminal wars of aggression. They have left hundreds of thousands of people, who never took up arms against us, dead and seen millions driven from their homes. We have no right as a nation to debate the terms of these occupations. And an Afghan villager, burying members of his family’s wedding party after an American airstrike, understands in a way we often do not that terrorist attacks can also be unleashed from the arsenals of an imperial power.

Barack Obama’s decision to increase troop levels in Afghanistan and leave behind tens of thousands of soldiers and Marines in Iraq—he promises only to withdraw combat brigades—is a failure to rescue us from the status of a rogue nation. It codifies Bush’s “war on terror.” And the continuation of these wars will corrupt and degrade our nation just as the long and brutal occupation of Gaza and the West Bank has corrupted and degraded Israel. George W. Bush has handed Barack Obama a poisoned apple. Obama has bitten it.

The invasions and occupations of Afghanistan and Iraq were our response to feelings of vulnerability and collective humiliation after the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001. They were a way to exorcise through reciprocal violence what had been done to us.

Collective humiliation is also the driving force behind al-Qaida and most terrorist groups. Osama bin Laden cites the Sykes-Picot Agreement, which led to the carving up of the Ottoman Empire, as the beginning of Arab humiliation. He attacks the agreement for dividing the Muslim world into “fragments.” He rails against the presence of American troops on the soil of his native Saudi Arabia. The dark motivations of Islamic extremists mirror our own.

Robert Pape in “Dying to Win: The Strategic Logic of Suicide Terrorism,” found that most suicide bombers are members of communities that feel humiliated by genuine or perceived occupation. Almost every major suicide-terrorist campaign—over 95 percent—carried out attacks to drive out an occupying power. This was true in Lebanon, Sri Lanka, Chechnya and Kashmir, as well as Israel and the Palestinian territories. The large number of Saudis among the 9/11 hijackers appears to support this finding.

A militant who phoned an Indian TV station from the Jewish center in Mumbai during the recent siege offered to talk with the government for the release of hostages. He complained about army abuses in Kashmir, where ruthless violence has been used to crush a Muslim insurgency. “Ask the government to talk to us and we will release the hostages,” he said, speaking in Urdu with what sounded like a Kashmiri accent.

“Are you aware how many people have been killed in Kashmir? Are you aware how your army has killed Muslims? Are you aware how many of them have been killed in Kashmir this week?” he asked.

Terrorists, many of whom come from the middle class, support acts of indiscriminate violence not because of direct, personal affronts to their dignity, but more often for lofty, abstract ideas of national, ethnic or religious pride and the establishment of a utopian, harmonious world purged of evil.  The longer the United States occupies Afghanistan and Iraq, the more these feelings of collective humiliation are aggravated and the greater the number of jihadists willing to attack American targets.

We have had tens of thousands of troops stationed in the Middle East since 1990 when Saddam Hussein invaded Kuwait. The presence of these troops is the main appeal, along with the abuse meted out to the Palestinians by Israel, of bin Laden and al-Qaida. Terrorism, as Pape wrote, “is not a supply-limited phenomenon where there are just a few hundred around the world willing to do it because they are religious fanatics. It is a demand-driven phenomenon. That is, it is driven by the presence of foreign forces on the territory that the terrorists view as their homeland. The operation in Iraq has stimulated suicide terrorism and has given suicide terrorism a new lease on life.”

The decision by the incoming Obama administration to embrace an undefined, amorphous “war on terror” will keep us locked in a war without end. This war has no clear definition of victory, unless victory means the death or capture of every terrorist on earth—an impossibility. It is a frightening death spiral. It feeds on itself. The concept of a “war on terror” is no less apocalyptic or world-purifying than the dreams and fantasies of terrorist groups like al-Qaida.

The vain effort to purify the world through force is always self-defeating. Those who insist that the world can be molded into their vision are the most susceptible to violence as antidote. The more uncertainty, fear and reality impinge on this utopian vision, the more strident, absolutist and aggressive are those who call for the eradication of “the enemy.” Immanuel Kant called absolute moral imperatives that are used to carry out immoral acts “a radical evil.” He wrote that this kind of evil was always a form of unadulterated self-love. It was the worst type of self-deception. It provided a moral façade for terror and murder. The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan are a “radical evil.”

The tactic of suicide bombing, equated by many in the United States with Islam, did not arise from the Muslim world. It had its roots in radical Western ideologies, especially Leninism, not religion. And it was the Tamil Tigers, a Marxist group that draws its support from the Hindu families of the Tamil regions of Sri Lanka, who invented the suicide vest for their May 1991 suicide assassination of Rajiv Ghandi.

Suicide bombing is what you do when you do not have artillery or planes or missiles and you want to create maximum terror for an occupying power. It was used by secular anarchists in the 19th and early 20th centuries, who bequeathed to us the first version of the car bomb—a horse-drawn wagon laden with explosives that was ignited on Sept. 16, 1920, on Wall Street. The attack was carried out by an Italian immigrant named Mario Buda in protest over the arrest of the anarchists Sacco and Vanzetti. It left 40 people dead and wounded more than 200.

Suicide bombing was adopted later by Hezbollah, al-Qaida and Hamas. But even in the Middle East, suicide bombing is not restricted to Muslims. In Lebanon, during the attacks in the 1980s against French, American and Israeli targets, only eight suicide bombings were carried out by Islamic fundamentalists. Twenty-seven were the work of communists and socialists. Christians were responsible for three.

The dehumanization of Muslims and the willful ignorance of the traditions and culture of the Islamic world reflect our nation’s disdain for self-reflection and self-examination. It allows us to exalt in the illusion of our own moral and cultural superiority. The world is far more complex than our childish vision of good and evil. We as a nation and a culture have no monopoly on virtue. We carry within us the same propensities for terror as those we oppose.

The Muslim Indian Emperor Akbar at the end of the 16th century filled his court with philosophers, mystics and religious scholars, including Sunni, Sufi and Shiite Muslims, Hindu followers of Shiva and Vishnu, as well as atheists, Christians, Jains, Jews, Buddhists and Zoroastrians. They debated ethics and belief. Akbar was one of the great champions of religious dialogue and tolerance. He forbade any person to be discriminated against on the basis of belief. He declared that everyone was free to follow any religion. His enlightened rule took place as the Inquisition was at its height in Spain and Portugal, and in Rome the philosopher Giordano Bruno was being burnt at the stake in Campo de’ Fiori for heresy.

Tolerance, as well as religious and political plurality, is not exclusive to Western culture. The Judeo-Christian tradition was born and came to life in the Middle East. Its intellectual and religious beliefs were cultivated and formed in cities such as Jerusalem, Antioch, Alexandria and Constantinople. Many of the greatest tenets of Western civilization, as is true with Islam and Buddhism, are Eastern in origin. Our concept of the rule of law and freedom of expression, the invention of printing, paper, the book, as well as the translation and dissemination of the classical Greek philosophers, algebra, geometry and universities were given to us by the Islamic world. The first law code was invented by the ancient Iraqi ruler Hammurabi. One of the first known legal protections of basic freedoms and equality was promulgated in the third century B.C. by the Buddhist Indian Emperor Ashoka. And, unlike Aristotle, he insisted on equal rights for women and slaves.

The East and the West do not have separate, competing value systems. We do not treat life with greater sanctity than those we belittle. There are aged survivors in Hiroshima and Nagasaki who can tell us something about our high moral values and passionate concern for innocent human life, about our own acts of terrorism. Eastern and Western traditions have within them varied ethical systems, some of which are repugnant and some of which are worth emulating. To hold up the highest ideals of our own culture and to deny that these great ideals exist in other cultures, especially Eastern cultures, is made possible only by historical and cultural illiteracy.

The civilization we champion and promote as superior is, in fact, a product of the fusion of traditions and beliefs of the Orient and the Occident. We advance morally and intellectually when we cross these cultural lines, when we use the lens of other cultures to examine our own. The remains of villages destroyed by our bombs, the dead killed from our munitions, leave us too with bloody hands. We can build a new ethic only when we face our complicity in the cycle of violence and terror.

The fantasy of an enlightened West that spreads civilization to a savage world of religious fanatics is not supported by history. The worst genocides and slaughters of the last century were perpetrated by highly industrialized nations. Muslims, including Saddam Hussein’s brutal regime, have a long way to go before they reach the body count of the secular regimes of the Nazis, the Soviet Union or the Chinese communists. It was, in fact, the Muslim-led government in Bosnia that protected minorities during the war while the Serbian Orthodox Christians carried out mass executions, campaigns of genocide and ethnic cleansing that left 250,000 dead.

Those who externalize evil and seek to eradicate that evil through violence lose touch with their own humanity and the humanity of others. They cannot make moral distinctions. They are blind to their own moral corruption. In the name of civilization and high ideals, in the name of reason and science, they become monsters. We will never free ourselves from the self-delusion of the “war on terror” until we first vanquish the terrorist within.

Chris Hedges was Middle East bureau chief for The New York Times. His Truthdig column appears on Mondays.

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