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Bakra Kishtoh Pe : Please call Salman

Posted by Shaan Khan on March 5, 2008

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A depressed Lil C, holding back his resignation, said, “Why don’t you, like Ash, just please call Salman”

The unsatisfied girl in the photo took Lil C’s advice and called Salman. Now we are not privy to what happened in that meeting behind closed doors, but she came out with a smile on her face and in clothes not as neatly pressed as they were when she walked into the room. Perhaps you would also like to know that she had a spring in her steps, and was humming, “Zara Zara Touch me Touch me, Zara Zara Kiss Me Kiss Me….”

So while a satisfied girl, fantasizing future contacts with Salman, was jiggying to “Zara Zara Touch Me”. A Nikamma Lil C was drinking Doodh to make up for his health deficiencies. Apparently Big B told Lil C in his typical Doodhwallah lingo, “Mallaaee Chukne Ke Liye Doodh Peena Zarooree Hai”

2 Responses to “Bakra Kishtoh Pe : Please call Salman”

  1. Shaan Khan said

    The unsatisfied girl in the photo took Lil C’s advice and called Salman. Now we are not privy to what happened in that meeting behind closed doors, but she came out with a smile on her face and in clothes not as neatly pressed as they were when she walked into the room. Perhaps you would also like to know that she had a spring in her steps, and was humming, “Zara Zara Touch me Touch me, Zara Zara Kiss Me Kiss Me….”

  2. Shaan Khan said

    So while a satisfied girl, fantasizing future contacts with Salman, was jiggying to “Zara Zara Touch Me”. A Nikamma Lil C was drinking Doodh to make up for his health deficiencies. Apparently Big B told Lil C in his typical Doodhwallah lingo, “Mallaaee Chukne Ke Liye Doodh Peena Zarooree Hai”

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