OSO : Public Service Announcement
Posted by Shaan Khan on November 3, 2007
Ladies and Gentlemen as more and more news relating to the outrageously strong demand for OSO tickets hits the press, you will see Bachchanistas go ape shit (it is a medical term for the nervous meltdown of tourette syndrome sufferers). We recommend to all the white knights (i.e. SRK fans) to give these Bachchanistas a warm hug (as and when you see them go ape shit) and gently whisper into their ears, “Ibteda E Isq, Rotah Hai Kya, Aaage Aaage Dekh, Hotah Hai Kya”
Please Ladies and Gentlemen (we beg you), do not under any circumstances perform a victory dance, or ask the Bachchanistas, “Who is your daddy now ?” You may secretly enjoy their tragedy (if you please), but don’t make it too obvious.