I have always been asked where I see SRK (or Priyanka Chopra etc) some years from now. I personally feel that they will all have a legacy that they deserve. No hard work ever goes to waste and hence SRK will be known for the fact that he came out of nowhere, i.e. without any references, and made it to the top of Bollywood, i.e. became the best ever star actor that Bollywood has produced, on his own merit.
All this made me think what will be on the tomb stone of some of Bollywood’s other famous personalities. Here are my thoughts.
Big B
Here lies a Vegan who liked eating Persian Cats (I am being kind, while it is true I don’t know whether he liked Persian cats, we all know that he liked Parveen’s Pussycat. You know what I mean, help me here in my desire to keep this PG 13 ).
Here lies the creep who beat up journalists.
Salman
Got milk, but did not buy the krazy cow.
Amir
Faster than a lame horse, but way slower than the Jungli Billa.
HR
Papa Kehte Hai Bada Naam Karenga.
Lil C
Very punctual, was born exactly 9 months after Jaya’s bizniz meeting with Gulshan Groover.
Doodhwala Bhaiya (With acting roles difficult to come by, finally went into ancestral business. No wonder bought the crazy cow).
Ash
Big B beat journalists to get her home before sunset, in later years he beat on Salman’s door to get her home before sunrise.
Saif
Late bloomer.
Fardeen
I too am talented, I just wish my biological father was Gulshan Groover.
Vivek
Saved by the bell, liked milk so much that he was seriously considering to buy the crazy cow.
Kjo
Here lies a Genius
Adi
Bollywood Ka RAJA
Farah
Shorab Modi Ki Chatti Aulaad
Farhan
Thank God he did not have to write English songs in Bollywood movies
Dilip Kumar
Gentleman, Gentleman, Gentleman……. Main Hoon Babu Gentleman
